Monday, July 23, 2007

rat zapper & apt hunting

when we woke up yesterday morning, we noticed the red light flashing on the rat zapper. i couldn't remember what it meant. my sister's fiance peered into it and saw a little mouse dead in it. this was our first new york kill. i'd prefer the zapper to never kill any other mice/rats simply because i don't even want them here in the first place. but if they are here, i'm glad the zapper has our backs.

after the excitement of the killing, we began our apartment hunting. we saw 2 places: both were supposed to be 2 bedroom apartments. the ad on craigslist for the first place was a total lie. not only was it not a 2 bedroom, but there were no bedrooms. it's just the basement of a building with no rooms. there were 2 bathrooms with shower stalls. there were, however, no delineation between the shower stall and the rest of the bathroom. there were no shower curtain rods. also, all the walls and flooring were covered in shiny, black granite tiles. my sister deemed it a porn studio. all it needed was a disco ball and some cameras, and the party is on. it would explain the missing shower curtain rods though.

the second place was in the really nice neighborhood of brooklyn heights where there are rumors that trader joe's has bought a space nearby. the apartment itself, however, was just a little small. there was basically no living room. the apartment had a small bathroom with only a toilet and a sink, two bedrooms, and a kitchen that also contained the bathtub.

we will be looking at a supposedly 3 bedroom today. i hope it's at least normal.

2 comments:

Kate said...

Hi, Amy-

I read your blog from time to time, but I don't think I've posted before. To me, far away from NY, the apt. hunt sounds exhausting. Good luck to you. Does the rat zapper promise instant death? So much nicer than the nasty little traps we used wen we had a mouse problem.

amy said...

thanks for your well wishes. the rat zapper should kill the rodent instantly. it's supposed to end an electrical current strong enough to stop the rodent's heart. the best part is that the rodent stays intact, and you just tilt the zapper over the trash bin to dump out the corpse. it's a great invention.